Friday, October 12, 2012

Juice Box Junkies - Attention Disorder or Not, Pills to Help in School

When your car breaks down, you fix it. When your plumbing leaks, you fix it. And when your school system has failed... you drug your child as if they're a Lohan? 

One of the side effects of Adderall, besides masturbating all day, is increased blood pressure. Tell me, does an 8 year old really need high blood pressure? Can't we wait until they've at least lived through 35 years of poor life choices before they get high blood pressure? Shouldn't they stroke out over their mortgage and not their peanut butter sammich?

We are constantly making the political argument that we are leaving our kids with a ton of debt, and now we've come up with a solution to that problem, and that solution is... to simply outlive our kids.

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