Friday, October 12, 2012

A Sharia Law to call our own - Missouri lawmakers override Gov. Nixon's birth control bill veto



A Sharia Law to call our own - Missouri lawmakers override Gov. Nixon's birth control bill veto

They say this law is all about religious freedom. Oh, not your religious freedom. No, your religious freedom is null and void as it has just been trumped by the religious freedom of your employer, your doctor, and your health insurance provider. Of course this means that every health insurance provider in the state of Missouri is going to find religion quicker then a death-row inmate in Texas. But I digress.

This law actually denies you your religious freedom by allowing those already holding power over you to insert their religious beliefs directly into your vagina. And ladies, you better bite a pillow because they're going in dry. With the passing of this law, Missouri should also be required to change their state motto from "The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law" to "Oh, you're a hedonist... too bad, we're not, and you're a slut."

Ladies, it is time to send a message to our lawmakers and that message should be "Remember Lorena Bobbit? John Bobbit sure does."

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